the_overseers: (susan)
the_overseers ([personal profile] the_overseers) wrote2010-01-16 12:20 am

Help Desk

Whaddaya want?

[identity profile] gray-morality.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I want a room change.

[identity profile] the-overseers.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
That's nice girl. Got a new room lined up?

[identity profile] gray-morality.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
How's about any of the empty ones?

[identity profile] the-overseers.livejournal.com 2010-01-18 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Susan rolls her eyes obviously and starts reciting in a bored tone]

Under article 67 section XII paragraph 3, Agent housing requests must be approved by a senior official and can only be made into the room of another consenting Agent. The Housing Availability Act states all "unoccupied" rooms on the premise are, in fact, already in use should the council require them. Trading of rooms is permissible with the additional filing of form SMFR-536876-K, found in the Bureau of Room Protocols."

[identity profile] gray-morality.livejournal.com 2010-01-18 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I have to go find a senior official? What have they got anything to do with me changing my room?

[identity profile] the-overseers.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
The use of free living space is governed by the Senior Office of Agent Housing and Affairs. Free space within the Compound is hard to come by and must be thoroughly regulated.

[identity profile] grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
...so I know there's no way we all speak the same language here.

What gives?

[identity profile] the-overseers.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[bored recitation, obviously she's said this exact thing hundreds if not thousands of times.]

Translation protocols dictate that the Confuto Ordinatio compound at all times keep active a translation program that is permeated via the compound's mainframe. This same program is installed in your PDAs for emergency backup. Your default languages automatically change when you enter a different world.

[identity profile] grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Okay then.

Seen things like it, but only on a personal scale.

[identity profile] smileandshoot.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse me, Miss?

I was wondering, what was this organization's rules on pets in our rooms?

[identity profile] the-overseers.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
[oh so bored]

In compliance with regulation ATASYD-766987634-J, the keeping of pets is prohibited. All creatures are subject to equal protection under law within Confuto Ordinatio's confines, thus the institution of owning pets is comparable to the institution of slavery, banned in 693 by ordinance SLIIIG-537825-I.

[identity profile] smileandshoot.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
...

Except, I don't consider Harry my slave. Maybe those other two guys, but not Harry. So, I'll ask you again. Can I bring my dog here?

[identity profile] the-overseers.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
In order to bring an additional agent into your room, fill out Compliance form MOMI-967676 and submit it to the Bureau of Room and Board regulation. You'll need signatures from yourself and the participating party. Should the participating party be illiterate, an X and the signature of the person reading the document to them is acceptable, although the document must be read to the other party by a neutral third party.

[identity profile] knifeofoccult.livejournal.com 2010-01-26 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Guess who looked at the housing assignment she was given and is annoyed now.]

I refuse to stay with stranger! Move stranger out of room!

[identity profile] knifeofoccult.livejournal.com 2010-01-26 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Why?! I do not want to stay with stranger!

[Though she has not met said stranger yet]

I must note I was extremely amused that this is the first IC thing Belarus did here

[identity profile] the-overseers.livejournal.com 2010-01-26 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[bored, dismissive tone]

Under article 67 section XII paragraph 4, Agents have no right to force their roommate to change rooms. Should the Agent wish to find another room, they may trade rooms with another willing Agent by filling out form GMMRC-643287-N and submitting it to the Bureau of Housing Re-direction. The willing agent must fill out both form GMMRC-643287-N and form IRDCTARC-5782686-B, those forms are submitted too the Bureau of Room and Housing assessment. The request will be processed in 5-7 business days, barring unforeseen complications.

Lol I was actually stuck on what IC thing she should do on the main comm to tell you the truth

[identity profile] knifeofoccult.livejournal.com 2010-01-26 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Then I choose to change room with Agent who have no stranger living in room! [Better than staying in a room with some person she doesn't know] Tell me which Agent have no room mate.

Well now you've got something to do!

[identity profile] the-overseers.livejournal.com 2010-01-26 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
The room listings are clearly posted in the living quarters. All Agents can be contacted either by PDA or in person.

Yep ^^

[identity profile] knifeofoccult.livejournal.com 2010-01-26 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
...Very well. I be back.

[And she's heading over to the living quarters now.]

[identity profile] am177.livejournal.com 2010-02-06 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I think there's been some kind of mistake. I just received mandatory orders to kidnap one of our own agents. Why would we want to kidnap him? We already have him.

[identity profile] the-overseers.livejournal.com 2010-02-06 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
The designation is to contain him in a secure spot and await further instructions.

[identity profile] am177.livejournal.com 2010-02-06 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Is...*he checks the form with his instructions* Agent Mokuba some kind of threat?

[identity profile] the-overseers.livejournal.com 2010-02-06 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, Enforcer, that information is classified.

[identity profile] ao-to-cats.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
Is it possible to change rooms?

[identity profile] the-overseers.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Susan dumps about 20 forms on you]

Fill those out. Instructions are at the top. Come back here when you're done.
Edited 2010-02-07 08:18 (UTC)

[identity profile] ao-to-cats.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
...

Dammit.

[identity profile] heybiteme.livejournal.com 2010-02-13 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, what's the thing-y you're suppose to do about room changes again?

[identity profile] trademarkribbon.livejournal.com 2010-02-13 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! I don't want to room with him, it's indecent!

[identity profile] the-overseers.livejournal.com 2010-02-13 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
That's nice, kids. Come back when you have people to switch with.

[identity profile] trademarkribbon.livejournal.com 2010-02-13 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
What?! Now listen here, you--!

[identity profile] the-overseers.livejournal.com 2010-02-13 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Susan grabs a form, slams a [DENIED] stamp on it and hands it to Arche.

[identity profile] heybiteme.livejournal.com 2010-02-13 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Figured it wouldn't work.

[identity profile] trademarkribbon.livejournal.com 2010-02-13 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Seeeethe...]

[identity profile] hotshot-momma.livejournal.com 2010-03-08 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of song and dance do I have to do if I want someone to look after my kid while I'm on assignment? said with a sarcastic smile

[identity profile] thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Meryl came up to the desk and tapped her fingers impatiently.]

I'm requesting whatever volume of paperwork I need to get transferred to another sector.

[identity profile] the-overseers.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Susan laughs, a harsh, barking noise that chills you to the bone]

I can get you the first five forms to request the forms you'll need to start the process.

[She stamps something on a paper and scribbles in her signature]

Instructions on where to find the forms are on the back. You'll need a copy of this slip for each form, but I'm only authorized to hand out one per person.

[identity profile] thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[That laugh wasn't reassuring at all, but she was desperate. She takes the first slip, and looks at the back. These all seemed like pretty remote places, not to mention the fact that she'd need four other people to help her get the slips.]

Do you know someone who's authorized to give out more copies of the form?

[identity profile] the-overseers.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
These forms are only available at the Help Desk.

[identity profile] thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I was afraid of.

[She steps outside of the room and looks at the first form. She'd have to get four other people to help her, and she'd have to crawl high and low to find these people.]