the_overseers: (susan)
the_overseers ([personal profile] the_overseers) wrote2010-01-16 12:20 am

Help Desk

Whaddaya want?

[identity profile] the-overseers.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
[oh so bored]

In compliance with regulation ATASYD-766987634-J, the keeping of pets is prohibited. All creatures are subject to equal protection under law within Confuto Ordinatio's confines, thus the institution of owning pets is comparable to the institution of slavery, banned in 693 by ordinance SLIIIG-537825-I.

[identity profile] smileandshoot.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
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Except, I don't consider Harry my slave. Maybe those other two guys, but not Harry. So, I'll ask you again. Can I bring my dog here?

[identity profile] the-overseers.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
In order to bring an additional agent into your room, fill out Compliance form MOMI-967676 and submit it to the Bureau of Room and Board regulation. You'll need signatures from yourself and the participating party. Should the participating party be illiterate, an X and the signature of the person reading the document to them is acceptable, although the document must be read to the other party by a neutral third party.