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NPC List
Want to get to know the people you'll be talking to in Confuto Ordinatio? Here's a list of the various faces that you'll run into working hard to keep the status quo.
Confuto Ordinatio Employees:
Susan
The first face that everyone sees when they find their way into Confuto Ordinatio, Susan is the glue that holds this bureaucracy together. With condescending looks and a generally bored demeanor, her coffee is blacker than even the most black of hearts, and that's just the way that she likes it; the interns never make it right. She's on her 660th year of overtime, and it doesn't look like there's any vacation time for her in sight.
"The intern"
What was his name again? John? Rob? Steve? Does it really matter? He's Susan's intern, and at one time he was full of aspirations and ideas of how he wanted to spend his future. However, after sixteen-hour days filing away useless paperwork, assigning Agents jobs, making sure that requests are processed and added to the steadily-growing IN pile, and making that devil woman's coffee, the glimmer in his eye is gone. It's hard to say who has it worse, the Agents or the poor intern.
Katie
Do you hear that? That's the sound of customer service! Practically programmed to be perky, peppy and persistently annoying, Katie is the all-purpose receptionist in Confuto Ordinatio, and usually the one that Susan will send people to when she gets bored of you (which is actually quite quickly). She may not know everything, but she can give you an educated guess, and does so with a smile.
Sgt. Morrison
The long-suffering head of the Enforcers, Sgt. Morrison truly believes he's doing the right thing and wants to make Confuto Ordinatio the best it can be. He is scrupulously dedicated to the rules (apparently he actually KNOWS most of them!) and tries hard to make sure they're all enforced to the letter. Overworked and underpaid, Sgt. Morrison has a love-hate relationship with his job, much like the relationship someone with Stockholm's Syndrome has with their captor. As the Agents all say, it's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it!
Schnookims
The long suffering cat of Councilor Neuman, Schnookims is constantly subjected to horrific cat-outfits, bubble baths, and "gourmet" cat food. He prays every day for the sweet release of death or for Councilor Neuman to leave the door unlocked again.
"Cupid"
None know his true name or even if this is really his job or his hobby. All anyone knows that his pudgy face is the face of fear, and those who encounter him will often find themselves making utter fools of themselves in the near future.
Hanson B. Mayes
This older gent has been a Ferinus Aer coach for centuries. He knows the best ways to get his team motivated, and has the demeanor of a drill sergeant on the job. Outside, however, he is a sweet and kindly man. His hobbies include baking cakes and floral arrangement.
Fredrich Reinsteimmel
Confuto Ordinatio's premier psychoanalyst. Fredrich is a professed student of the old ways, and there is nobody better for telling you your Id wants to get it on with your mom.
Chief Inquisitor Heinrich Blade
The earthly manifestation of vengeance, Heinrich has been in the employ of Confuto Ordinatio for millenia. Cold, calculating and precise, he is the most knowledgeable and competent inquisitor in the known multiverse.
Interpreter Naoki
Naoki is a former medical student to whom linguistics was a hobby. After failing out of med school due to being unable to see blood without fainting, he went into interpreting. He currently is fluent in over 100 languages and is quite competent in advanced first aid. His hobby is re-planting the forests his family rampages through.
Hephes
A freelance blacksmith, Hephes often will spend several years at a time in Confuto Ordinatio whenever the vaults are opened, giving him access to the most powerful and wondrous materials in the multiverse with which to ply his trade.
Ilthdrekutus
A Beholder cursed to be kind and understanding, he is prevented by that selfsame curse for taking his own life "because that would be bad". He instead wallows in self-loathing and does some MC work on the side to pay the bills. He must be a contributing member of society, after all!
Head Librarian Astrahl Invictus
The Head Librarian of Confuto Ordinatio, Astrahl is a powerful magus and papermaster with a keen sense for organization and absolutely no interest for things that are not books.
Carecrow
A fashion designer with a flare for the fabulous, he works at a Crow Rehab center when he's not creating hot new trends for Cutetopia.
Judge Red
The leader of the International Justice Rangers, Judge Red's true identity is unknown. He moonlights at several odd jobs within Confuto Ordinatio in-between saving the multiverse from evil.
Kabuton
Head general of the Evil Insect Empire, Kabuton moonlights at several odd jobs within Confuto Ordinatio in-between conquering the world in the name of the Insect Emperor.
Melvin
One of the lead members of the IT team, he is an avid Demigorgons and Devas player (6.5, not the inferior dumbed down 7th edition thank you very much). His favorite food is pizza, and he currently lives in his mother's basement. He and his wife Magical Mystical Girl Misha-chan Love Pillow recently celebrated their 1-year anniversary.
Commander Ramirez
Don't let his youthful appearance fool you -- Ramirez has been a member of the Special Task Force Unit for roughly a century and a half, and has been the leader for the past 50 years. He's an experienced combatant and leader, and reports directly to Morrison. He's a little less forgiving and a little more willing to air his grievances about the jobs he gets and the fact that he doesn't get paid as much as he thinks he should, but he does earnestly believe he's doing the right thing, as well as in the saying, "If you want something done, do it yourself."
Ashalia Eseth Ivatrii
Slytherian High Priestess of Luminous Vadrahsi, Lord of Scaling Income Taxes, Purveyor of Goods of Questionable Quality and Unbeatable Prices, Ashalia is the strongest priestess on the division's payroll. She is available for all resurrection and healing needs, as well as purification for an additional fee. Her prices are not cheap, so use them sparingly.
Dhaunvrae Zaulyl
Syltherian Drow Dhaunvrae Zaulyl is an Enforcer within the Special Ops. A skilled fighter, he wields a greatsword as long as he is tall to great and deadly effect. He's also a rather snarky character who is fond of good lager.
Ghesh of the Northern Claw
A half-dragon from Imperius Draconius, he served as a battle sorcerer within his father's barony. Blunt and studious, he and Dhaunvrae are fast friends and drinking buddies, although he prefers wine to the "swill" Dhanvrae likes to drink.
The Messengers
The Messengers are an enigmatic order that carry out the will of the Overseers. The only ones known to interact with the Overseers directly, they are extremely tight-lipped, but are exceedingly polite and respectful to all, no matter their rank.
Confuto Ordinatio Councilors:
Senior Councilor Ksthellixis
One of the oldest and most powerful senior councilors, Ksthellixis has been with Confuto Ordinatio since he was a hatchling. Having risen from the lowly rank of Agent, Ksthellixis has literally seen and done it all. Nowadays he mostly sleeps in his lair dreaming of the days where human settlements were less defended and Confuto Ordinatio wasn't pissing away it's budget trying to pamper the spoiled upstart young Agents who've done nothing to deserve their position.
Senior Councilor Elion (Deceased)
An elven nobleman with a great deal of prestige within the council. Known for having a conservative voting record and a generally "wait and see" approach, he was one of the great stabilizing minds of the council. His murder at the hands of Senior Councilor Aenathia was a true tragedy, and he is greatly missed by his colleagues.
Senior Councilor Macarius
A powerful magus who, due to a rather dramatic magical misfire, was trapped within the body of a cat. His new form has not impeded his ability to vote, nor his magical prowess and he keeps a keen eye on the council to make sure it isn't being too carefree and that it takes responsibility for itself.
Councilor Archimedes
This adorable hamster councilor loves carrots. They're his favorite. He can shove ten of them into his cheeks.
Councilor Sheila
She appears to be a Treant from the Netherworld who inexplicably speaks with and has the demeanor of an Australian from Earth.
Senior Councilor Sugarwing
A powerful fae hailing from the mystic realm of Tir na nÓg, Sugarwing is energetic and affectionate. She is, however, quite selfish and can grow VERY attached to those she likes, and woe betide those who might move in on her "territory."
She also likes to pretend she is an airplane.
Councilor Candance
An old ghost-councilor, Candance did not realize when she dropped dead after going into paroxysms upon a fellow male councilor seeing her ankle. She has dutifully continued her work ever since.
Councilor Friend Computer
I'm sorry citizen, this profile is not available at your clearance level.
Councilor Oldkirk
A councilor who also happens to dabble in the field of animal rights activism. Only by "dabble" we mean "lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps it." She's a member of every animal rights activist group she can find in the multiverse that stops just shy of terrorism, and won't hesitate to try to push through bills to make others conform to her code of ethics. She also has the habit of attempting to take clothes off to demonstrate her points on wearing animal skins and furs, but thankfully security always manages to stop her before she can.
Confuto Ordinatio Affiliates:
Devorah Kebi, CEO of the Gilded Comet
The Gilded Comet is one of the top financial backers of Confuto Ordinatio, and Devorah has been an active member in the organization's politics for many years. She is quite helpful to new agents who arrive and need a carry-over, however is this generosity or a deal with a devil?
Hideki Morichika, CEO of Korindou Multiversal
Hideki Morichika is the CEO of Korindou Multiversal, and a major constituent of Confuto Ordinatio. His great wealth and generosity have caused Confuto Ordinatio to overlook some of his less than savory habits. After all, nobody's perfect.
Azami
Hideki's personal secretary, Azami prides herself on her willingness to do anything to advance her goals. A fierce fighter with a definite mean streak, there is nothing Azami likes more than the thrill of battle and grinding her opponent under her boot, be it in business or battle.
Known Enemies of Confuto Ordinatio:
Former Senior Councilor Aenathia (Deceased)
An elven noblewoman from a Confuto Ordinatio-integrated world, Aenathia was a double-Agent for the organization [Humanity]. Her scheming nearly allowed them to drain the essence from an entire world, but she was thwarted by the Agents of Confuto Ordinatio. Returning at the head of an army, Aenathia absorbed the abilities of one Haruhi Suzumiya which led to her undoing - unable to contain the massive energies of the reality-warping powers Aenathia was destroyed by the very power she had hoped to control.
Baron Archibald von Straus
A powerful mage in the employ of [Humanity], Archibald hails from the land of Thay and considers himself among the greatest Red Wizards ever. Powerful and arrogant, he wants nothing more than to gain access to the powers several key individuals within Confuto Ordinatio hold.
Former Chief Enforcer and Duke Siegfried Oppheimer
A former Paladin who has fallen from grace and become a Blackguard, Siegfried was the former Chief Enforcer of Confuto Ordinatio. He and Morrison were once a team, but he bears deep scars and resentment from what he feels was his world's abandonment at the hands of Confuto Ordinatio.
Confuto Ordinatio Employees:
Susan
The first face that everyone sees when they find their way into Confuto Ordinatio, Susan is the glue that holds this bureaucracy together. With condescending looks and a generally bored demeanor, her coffee is blacker than even the most black of hearts, and that's just the way that she likes it; the interns never make it right. She's on her 660th year of overtime, and it doesn't look like there's any vacation time for her in sight.
"The intern"
What was his name again? John? Rob? Steve? Does it really matter? He's Susan's intern, and at one time he was full of aspirations and ideas of how he wanted to spend his future. However, after sixteen-hour days filing away useless paperwork, assigning Agents jobs, making sure that requests are processed and added to the steadily-growing IN pile, and making that devil woman's coffee, the glimmer in his eye is gone. It's hard to say who has it worse, the Agents or the poor intern.
Katie
Do you hear that? That's the sound of customer service! Practically programmed to be perky, peppy and persistently annoying, Katie is the all-purpose receptionist in Confuto Ordinatio, and usually the one that Susan will send people to when she gets bored of you (which is actually quite quickly). She may not know everything, but she can give you an educated guess, and does so with a smile.
Sgt. Morrison
The long-suffering head of the Enforcers, Sgt. Morrison truly believes he's doing the right thing and wants to make Confuto Ordinatio the best it can be. He is scrupulously dedicated to the rules (apparently he actually KNOWS most of them!) and tries hard to make sure they're all enforced to the letter. Overworked and underpaid, Sgt. Morrison has a love-hate relationship with his job, much like the relationship someone with Stockholm's Syndrome has with their captor. As the Agents all say, it's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it!
Schnookims
The long suffering cat of Councilor Neuman, Schnookims is constantly subjected to horrific cat-outfits, bubble baths, and "gourmet" cat food. He prays every day for the sweet release of death or for Councilor Neuman to leave the door unlocked again.
"Cupid"
None know his true name or even if this is really his job or his hobby. All anyone knows that his pudgy face is the face of fear, and those who encounter him will often find themselves making utter fools of themselves in the near future.
Hanson B. Mayes
This older gent has been a Ferinus Aer coach for centuries. He knows the best ways to get his team motivated, and has the demeanor of a drill sergeant on the job. Outside, however, he is a sweet and kindly man. His hobbies include baking cakes and floral arrangement.
Fredrich Reinsteimmel
Confuto Ordinatio's premier psychoanalyst. Fredrich is a professed student of the old ways, and there is nobody better for telling you your Id wants to get it on with your mom.
Chief Inquisitor Heinrich Blade
The earthly manifestation of vengeance, Heinrich has been in the employ of Confuto Ordinatio for millenia. Cold, calculating and precise, he is the most knowledgeable and competent inquisitor in the known multiverse.
Interpreter Naoki
Naoki is a former medical student to whom linguistics was a hobby. After failing out of med school due to being unable to see blood without fainting, he went into interpreting. He currently is fluent in over 100 languages and is quite competent in advanced first aid. His hobby is re-planting the forests his family rampages through.
Hephes
A freelance blacksmith, Hephes often will spend several years at a time in Confuto Ordinatio whenever the vaults are opened, giving him access to the most powerful and wondrous materials in the multiverse with which to ply his trade.
Ilthdrekutus
A Beholder cursed to be kind and understanding, he is prevented by that selfsame curse for taking his own life "because that would be bad". He instead wallows in self-loathing and does some MC work on the side to pay the bills. He must be a contributing member of society, after all!
Head Librarian Astrahl Invictus
The Head Librarian of Confuto Ordinatio, Astrahl is a powerful magus and papermaster with a keen sense for organization and absolutely no interest for things that are not books.
Carecrow
A fashion designer with a flare for the fabulous, he works at a Crow Rehab center when he's not creating hot new trends for Cutetopia.
Judge Red
The leader of the International Justice Rangers, Judge Red's true identity is unknown. He moonlights at several odd jobs within Confuto Ordinatio in-between saving the multiverse from evil.
Kabuton
Head general of the Evil Insect Empire, Kabuton moonlights at several odd jobs within Confuto Ordinatio in-between conquering the world in the name of the Insect Emperor.
Melvin
One of the lead members of the IT team, he is an avid Demigorgons and Devas player (6.5, not the inferior dumbed down 7th edition thank you very much). His favorite food is pizza, and he currently lives in his mother's basement. He and his wife Magical Mystical Girl Misha-chan Love Pillow recently celebrated their 1-year anniversary.
Commander Ramirez
Don't let his youthful appearance fool you -- Ramirez has been a member of the Special Task Force Unit for roughly a century and a half, and has been the leader for the past 50 years. He's an experienced combatant and leader, and reports directly to Morrison. He's a little less forgiving and a little more willing to air his grievances about the jobs he gets and the fact that he doesn't get paid as much as he thinks he should, but he does earnestly believe he's doing the right thing, as well as in the saying, "If you want something done, do it yourself."
Ashalia Eseth Ivatrii
Slytherian High Priestess of Luminous Vadrahsi, Lord of Scaling Income Taxes, Purveyor of Goods of Questionable Quality and Unbeatable Prices, Ashalia is the strongest priestess on the division's payroll. She is available for all resurrection and healing needs, as well as purification for an additional fee. Her prices are not cheap, so use them sparingly.
Dhaunvrae Zaulyl
Syltherian Drow Dhaunvrae Zaulyl is an Enforcer within the Special Ops. A skilled fighter, he wields a greatsword as long as he is tall to great and deadly effect. He's also a rather snarky character who is fond of good lager.
Ghesh of the Northern Claw
A half-dragon from Imperius Draconius, he served as a battle sorcerer within his father's barony. Blunt and studious, he and Dhaunvrae are fast friends and drinking buddies, although he prefers wine to the "swill" Dhanvrae likes to drink.
The Messengers
The Messengers are an enigmatic order that carry out the will of the Overseers. The only ones known to interact with the Overseers directly, they are extremely tight-lipped, but are exceedingly polite and respectful to all, no matter their rank.
Confuto Ordinatio Councilors:
Senior Councilor Ksthellixis
One of the oldest and most powerful senior councilors, Ksthellixis has been with Confuto Ordinatio since he was a hatchling. Having risen from the lowly rank of Agent, Ksthellixis has literally seen and done it all. Nowadays he mostly sleeps in his lair dreaming of the days where human settlements were less defended and Confuto Ordinatio wasn't pissing away it's budget trying to pamper the spoiled upstart young Agents who've done nothing to deserve their position.
Senior Councilor Elion (Deceased)
An elven nobleman with a great deal of prestige within the council. Known for having a conservative voting record and a generally "wait and see" approach, he was one of the great stabilizing minds of the council. His murder at the hands of Senior Councilor Aenathia was a true tragedy, and he is greatly missed by his colleagues.
Senior Councilor Macarius
A powerful magus who, due to a rather dramatic magical misfire, was trapped within the body of a cat. His new form has not impeded his ability to vote, nor his magical prowess and he keeps a keen eye on the council to make sure it isn't being too carefree and that it takes responsibility for itself.
Councilor Archimedes
This adorable hamster councilor loves carrots. They're his favorite. He can shove ten of them into his cheeks.
Councilor Sheila
She appears to be a Treant from the Netherworld who inexplicably speaks with and has the demeanor of an Australian from Earth.
Senior Councilor Sugarwing
A powerful fae hailing from the mystic realm of Tir na nÓg, Sugarwing is energetic and affectionate. She is, however, quite selfish and can grow VERY attached to those she likes, and woe betide those who might move in on her "territory."
She also likes to pretend she is an airplane.
Councilor Candance
An old ghost-councilor, Candance did not realize when she dropped dead after going into paroxysms upon a fellow male councilor seeing her ankle. She has dutifully continued her work ever since.
Councilor Friend Computer
I'm sorry citizen, this profile is not available at your clearance level.
Councilor Oldkirk
A councilor who also happens to dabble in the field of animal rights activism. Only by "dabble" we mean "lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps it." She's a member of every animal rights activist group she can find in the multiverse that stops just shy of terrorism, and won't hesitate to try to push through bills to make others conform to her code of ethics. She also has the habit of attempting to take clothes off to demonstrate her points on wearing animal skins and furs, but thankfully security always manages to stop her before she can.
Confuto Ordinatio Affiliates:
Devorah Kebi, CEO of the Gilded Comet
The Gilded Comet is one of the top financial backers of Confuto Ordinatio, and Devorah has been an active member in the organization's politics for many years. She is quite helpful to new agents who arrive and need a carry-over, however is this generosity or a deal with a devil?
Hideki Morichika, CEO of Korindou Multiversal
Hideki Morichika is the CEO of Korindou Multiversal, and a major constituent of Confuto Ordinatio. His great wealth and generosity have caused Confuto Ordinatio to overlook some of his less than savory habits. After all, nobody's perfect.
Azami
Hideki's personal secretary, Azami prides herself on her willingness to do anything to advance her goals. A fierce fighter with a definite mean streak, there is nothing Azami likes more than the thrill of battle and grinding her opponent under her boot, be it in business or battle.
Known Enemies of Confuto Ordinatio:
Former Senior Councilor Aenathia (Deceased)
An elven noblewoman from a Confuto Ordinatio-integrated world, Aenathia was a double-Agent for the organization [Humanity]. Her scheming nearly allowed them to drain the essence from an entire world, but she was thwarted by the Agents of Confuto Ordinatio. Returning at the head of an army, Aenathia absorbed the abilities of one Haruhi Suzumiya which led to her undoing - unable to contain the massive energies of the reality-warping powers Aenathia was destroyed by the very power she had hoped to control.
Baron Archibald von Straus
A powerful mage in the employ of [Humanity], Archibald hails from the land of Thay and considers himself among the greatest Red Wizards ever. Powerful and arrogant, he wants nothing more than to gain access to the powers several key individuals within Confuto Ordinatio hold.
Former Chief Enforcer and Duke Siegfried Oppheimer
A former Paladin who has fallen from grace and become a Blackguard, Siegfried was the former Chief Enforcer of Confuto Ordinatio. He and Morrison were once a team, but he bears deep scars and resentment from what he feels was his world's abandonment at the hands of Confuto Ordinatio.