Reason for requisitioning a Gate Key: To protect the interests of my people on the stage of mulit-dimensional politics.
Intended use of the Gate Key: To protect the interests of my people on the stage of multi-dimensional politics, and diplomatic visits to otherworlds for trade and concubines.
Favorite Color: Why, blue!
Measurements (Female applicants only): If you must know, 87/64/88
Relevant World-Shattering Abilities: Well~ I'm nearly certain that nothing of the sort comes to mind.
Relevant Non-World-Shattering Abilities: Diplomacy, magical hat force forcefields, skirt chasing, and [Her assistants scribbled something out here about her lesbian sexual prowess]
Psychiatric Evaluation Code: Is this entry for staff use only?
Hobbies: Black haired girls, finding sobame, throwing marriages, visiting temples, tea shops, fine cuisine, playing dress up, [more scribbled out things from her staff]
Education Background: Private tutoring and home schooling in ettiquette, world history, politics, et cetera~!!
Work Experience: Having served as queen of my people since the unfortunate death of my dear, departed mother, bless her sould.
Favorite Plant and/or Animal: Human female! ^~
Interview:
What brings you to Confuto Ordinatio?: I suppose whatever higher powers that exist in our worlds, by which I mean, it wasn't at all intended. Naturally, no offense is meant. Why, I consider this a stroke of good fortune!
What family members do you think were most influential into making you who you are today?: Oh, most certainly my mother...! Why, the elders of the Royal Court still tell stories about how she used to use her own beautiful black hair as a toy to entertain me when I was just a little baby, almost like one plays with a kitten. They believe that it may have something to do with my present complexes.
So how 'bout them Tenbraks eh? Eh? Catch the game? 52-7, I told Janice in Accounting, I said "those Balthims, they're just not up to snuff this year," but no, she said "I'll bet you 20 plat they're gonna take the banner." Take that bet I did, she still insists they'll turn it around though. Ain't that a riot?: Ohh, are wagers being taken upon some kind of event? Then it is only polite to wish you luck.
What inspired you to apply for an Agent Position?: Business and pleasure, though separated, please.
What skills do you think you'll bring to this agency?: Why, but briefly, competence and cheer.
You sound like you'll be a wonderful match, but you know, rules and procedures and all that so I've got a few more questions for you.: Oh no, don't concern yourselves. I quite understand the demands of bureaucracy.
Do you have a history of meddling in affairs you shouldn't be meddling in?: Why... that's a very subjective quesiton. I would say no, but some people might disagree.
Do you consider yourself a hero of justice?: What a charming notion...! ... not especially, no. Oh! Perhaps a hero of love!
Have you ever wanted to work for something bigger than yourself?: Well I quite enjoy my life; there is little I find I don't have. More to the point, work is a responsibility, not a desire.
Looks like I was right. You're a great fit here, glad to have you on board!: Lovely! Now that we're finished, why, I just have some questions, brochures and papers for you, young miss. Would you be my sobame?
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Gender: Female
Age: 24
Home Plane Identification Number: 10983549
Visitor Identification Number: 82284305
Reason for requisitioning a Gate Key: To protect the interests of my people on the stage of mulit-dimensional politics.
Intended use of the Gate Key: To protect the interests of my people on the stage of multi-dimensional politics, and diplomatic visits to otherworlds for trade and concubines.
Favorite Color: Why, blue!
Measurements (Female applicants only): If you must know, 87/64/88
Relevant World-Shattering Abilities: Well~ I'm nearly certain that nothing of the sort comes to mind.
Relevant Non-World-Shattering Abilities: Diplomacy, magical hat force forcefields, skirt chasing, and [Her assistants scribbled something out here about her lesbian sexual prowess]
Psychiatric Evaluation Code: Is this entry for staff use only?
Hobbies: Black haired girls, finding sobame, throwing marriages, visiting temples, tea shops, fine cuisine, playing dress up, [more scribbled out things from her staff]
Education Background: Private tutoring and home schooling in ettiquette, world history, politics, et cetera~!!
Work Experience: Having served as queen of my people since the unfortunate death of my dear, departed mother, bless her sould.
Favorite Plant and/or Animal: Human female! ^~
Interview:
What brings you to Confuto Ordinatio?: I suppose whatever higher powers that exist in our worlds, by which I mean, it wasn't at all intended. Naturally, no offense is meant. Why, I consider this a stroke of good fortune!
What family members do you think were most influential into making you who you are today?: Oh, most certainly my mother...! Why, the elders of the Royal Court still tell stories about how she used to use her own beautiful black hair as a toy to entertain me when I was just a little baby, almost like one plays with a kitten. They believe that it may have something to do with my present complexes.
So how 'bout them Tenbraks eh? Eh? Catch the game? 52-7, I told Janice in Accounting, I said "those Balthims, they're just not up to snuff this year," but no, she said "I'll bet you 20 plat they're gonna take the banner." Take that bet I did, she still insists they'll turn it around though. Ain't that a riot?: Ohh, are wagers being taken upon some kind of event? Then it is only polite to wish you luck.
What inspired you to apply for an Agent Position?: Business and pleasure, though separated, please.
What skills do you think you'll bring to this agency?: Why, but briefly, competence and cheer.
You sound like you'll be a wonderful match, but you know, rules and procedures and all that so I've got a few more questions for you.: Oh no, don't concern yourselves. I quite understand the demands of bureaucracy.
Do you have a history of meddling in affairs you shouldn't be meddling in?: Why... that's a very subjective quesiton. I would say no, but some people might disagree.
Do you consider yourself a hero of justice?: What a charming notion...! ... not especially, no. Oh! Perhaps a hero of love!
Have you ever wanted to work for something bigger than yourself?: Well I quite enjoy my life; there is little I find I don't have. More to the point, work is a responsibility, not a desire.
Looks like I was right. You're a great fit here, glad to have you on board!: Lovely! Now that we're finished, why, I just have some questions, brochures and papers for you, young miss. Would you be my sobame?