Some extra points: 1.) He can hold his breath for ten minutes. Oddly, he can TALK while doing this too. He's just talented like that. 2.) He and his entire world tends to function on the rule of funny, for the most part, which allows him a certain amount of cartoon physics. There HAVE been exceptions... 3.) He has a fear of porcelain, though not crippling, it seems. We don't really know WHY. 4.) He seems to have a decent capacity for learning languages; he can understand and speak Spanish (even if he doesn't always pronounce it correctly), and has also been seen to pick up native words from some islands and... er, dog. 5.) His education level is variable, also due to rule of funny. Sometimes it seems like he never left elementary school; other times it's indicated he's at least attended college and vocational training. On a whole, it's safe just to say he's slightly above average in his education, but failed terribly in mathematics.
Reason for Joining: Adventure! Fame! Wealth! Annnnnnd possibly protecting his world from the encroachment of sinister forces the likes of which have never before been seen. He can probably pencil that in.
Position Desired: Agent is, uh, really the only SAFE place to put him.
Point in Canon: Post Tales of Monkey Island, Episode 5.
Notes: WARNING: Three-headed monkeys. WARNING: Dead men DO tell tales. WARNING: Pirates who don't do anything.
On a side note: Yes. He does still have the Eternal Coconut gifted him from a mun in another RP, mostly because it's a fairly harmless item. If you ask him where he got it from, he'll usually end up giving you confusing and vaguely contradictory stories about it.
Sample Post: Behold, GENTLEMEN! (http://big-whoop.livejournal.com/) Also, an interview because I can.
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1.) He can hold his breath for ten minutes. Oddly, he can TALK while doing this too. He's just talented like that.
2.) He and his entire world tends to function on the rule of funny, for the most part, which allows him a certain amount of cartoon physics. There HAVE been exceptions...
3.) He has a fear of porcelain, though not crippling, it seems. We don't really know WHY.
4.) He seems to have a decent capacity for learning languages; he can understand and speak Spanish (even if he doesn't always pronounce it correctly), and has also been seen to pick up native words from some islands and... er, dog.
5.) His education level is variable, also due to rule of funny. Sometimes it seems like he never left elementary school; other times it's indicated he's at least attended college and vocational training. On a whole, it's safe just to say he's slightly above average in his education, but failed terribly in mathematics.
Reason for Joining: Adventure! Fame! Wealth! Annnnnnd possibly protecting his world from the encroachment of sinister forces the likes of which have never before been seen. He can probably pencil that in.
Position Desired: Agent is, uh, really the only SAFE place to put him.
Point in Canon: Post Tales of Monkey Island, Episode 5.
Notes: WARNING: Three-headed monkeys. WARNING: Dead men DO tell tales. WARNING: Pirates who don't do anything.
On a side note: Yes. He does still have the Eternal Coconut gifted him from a mun in another RP, mostly because it's a fairly harmless item. If you ask him where he got it from, he'll usually end up giving you confusing and vaguely contradictory stories about it.
Sample Post: Behold, GENTLEMEN! (http://big-whoop.livejournal.com/) Also, an interview because I can.