Sample Post: Name: Thomas Gender: Uh… Male Age: Fi-fifteen, Sir Home Plane Identification Number: Er, uh - I don’t know that, so-sorry. Visitor Identification Number: Uh… I thi-think it says here, S-G-1-3…?
Reason for requisitioning a Gate Key: I… I wi-wish to help in any way I can, and I need this key!
Intended use of the Gate Key: To protect all worlds.
Favorite Color: Green.
Measurements (Female applicants only): Eeeeeh?!
Relevant World-Shattering Abilities: None, Sir.
Relevant Non-World-Shattering Abilities: I’m an – an experienced la-landlord, I al-also did accounting, as-assisted the Zexan-Grasslands army to defeat the De-destroyers. I also managed the day-to-day business of, er – running a Castle.
Psychiatric Evaluation Code: What’s that?
Hobbies: Sw-swimming, Co-cooking, playing with Dogs.
Education Background: My mother mostly taught me.
Work Experience: I have been Lord of Castle Arcadia for over a year, and before that, I also he-helped my mother with managing her store.
Favorite Plant and/or Animal: I like dogs, ho-horses. Guess I like grapes for plants.
Interview:
What brings you to Confuto Ordinatio?: I… was on an errand, and wound up here.
What family members do you think were most influential into making you who you are today?: My Mother. She raised me by herself, and co-continued to run her store even with needing to care fo-for me. She’s kind, generous, and smart.
So how 'bout them Tenbraks eh? Eh? Catch the game? 52-7, I told Janice in Accounting, I said "those Balthims, they're just not up to snuff this year," but no, she said "I'll bet you 20 plat they're gonna take the banner." Take that bet I did, she still insists they'll turn it around though. Ain't that a riot?: [He waits patiently]
What inspired you to apply for an Councilor Position?: I was recommend to this, Sir.
What skills do you think you'll bring to this agency?: I had previous ma-management skills, I be-been in a war situation before, and I’m willing whatever it takes to save worlds.
You sound like you'll be a wonderful match, but you know, rules and procedures and all that so I've got a few more questions for you.: Er… Certainly, Sir.
Do you have a history of meddling in affairs you shouldn't be meddling in?: Uh… So-sometimes.
Do you consider yourself a hero of justice?: Oh, no – no. I’m ha-hardly a hero.
Have you ever wanted to work for something bigger than yourself?: Yes, of course.
Looks like I was right. You're a great fit here, glad to have you on board!: Thank you, Uhm - I won’t disappoint anyone.
done
Name: Thomas
Gender: Uh… Male
Age: Fi-fifteen, Sir
Home Plane Identification Number: Er, uh - I don’t know that, so-sorry.
Visitor Identification Number: Uh… I thi-think it says here, S-G-1-3…?
Reason for requisitioning a Gate Key: I… I wi-wish to help in any way I can, and I need this key!
Intended use of the Gate Key: To protect all worlds.
Favorite Color: Green.
Measurements (Female applicants only): Eeeeeh?!
Relevant World-Shattering Abilities: None, Sir.
Relevant Non-World-Shattering Abilities: I’m an – an experienced la-landlord, I al-also did accounting, as-assisted the Zexan-Grasslands army to defeat the De-destroyers. I also managed the day-to-day business of, er – running a Castle.
Psychiatric Evaluation Code: What’s that?
Hobbies: Sw-swimming, Co-cooking, playing with Dogs.
Education Background: My mother mostly taught me.
Work Experience: I have been Lord of Castle Arcadia for over a year, and before that, I also he-helped my mother with managing her store.
Favorite Plant and/or Animal: I like dogs, ho-horses. Guess I like grapes for plants.
Interview:
What brings you to Confuto Ordinatio?: I… was on an errand, and wound up here.
What family members do you think were most influential into making you who you are today?: My Mother. She raised me by herself, and co-continued to run her store even with needing to care fo-for me. She’s kind, generous, and smart.
So how 'bout them Tenbraks eh? Eh? Catch the game? 52-7, I told Janice in Accounting, I said "those Balthims, they're just not up to snuff this year," but no, she said "I'll bet you 20 plat they're gonna take the banner." Take that bet I did, she still insists they'll turn it around though. Ain't that a riot?: [He waits patiently]
What inspired you to apply for an Councilor Position?: I was recommend to this, Sir.
What skills do you think you'll bring to this agency?: I had previous ma-management skills, I be-been in a war situation before, and I’m willing whatever it takes to save worlds.
You sound like you'll be a wonderful match, but you know, rules and procedures and all that so I've got a few more questions for you.: Er… Certainly, Sir.
Do you have a history of meddling in affairs you shouldn't be meddling in?: Uh… So-sometimes.
Do you consider yourself a hero of justice?: Oh, no – no. I’m ha-hardly a hero.
Have you ever wanted to work for something bigger than yourself?: Yes, of course.
Looks like I was right. You're a great fit here, glad to have you on board!: Thank you, Uhm - I won’t disappoint anyone.